Chrissy64_uk
15-04-2009, 01:04 PM
I thought this was cute and funny..
by Rebecca, on Thu Apr 2, 2009 8:38am PDT
Just in case we don't quite look like Valerie Bertinelli by summer time there a few things that can get us through the season in style.
Bathing Suit Cover Up
This is a must have. You'll be wearing your suit underneath but no one will see it. To avoid taking off the cover up you can busy yourself by checking that everyone else has a drink of water, enough sunscreen,and a snack. Think Mrs. Roper Chic.
One Piece Bathing Suit
Many women think the tankini is the perfect suit to disguise problem areas. Wrong. Tankinis fool the wearer into thinking they are almost in a bikini. They are not. Takinis squish the fat from the top down and the fat from the bottom up into a roll that oozes out at the middle. The ONE PIECE contains this extra stuff. The tankini does not. The tankini says "let's pretend I'm not jiggly." The one piece says "I can jump in off the high dive and they'll be no surprises." Get a one piece bathing suit.
Darling Skirts that Fall Just Above the Knee
Shorts are not our friends. But it could be 90 degrees outside so walking around in jeans increases you risk of hospitalization due to heat stroke. Plus if you are the only one in long pants you're telling the world you are uncomfortable in every way. The solution? A skirt that hits just above the knee. A skirt that says,"Hey it's summer - let's have some lemonade!" We've found our shorts tend to say, "Lordy, look at those thighs!"" Get a few darling skirts.
T-Shirts in Bright Colors (with sleeves)
Get three or four nice quality t-shirts in bright colors that can go with those cute skirts and you're good to go. Yes sleeveless is "in" right now but we've found we hate our upper arms. In our book sleeves are fine. We're classic dressers not mindless followers of every fad anyway, so there. It is our policy to only follow the fads that make us look smoking hot. With that in mind if your arms are toned show them off. Of course we'll be secretly simmering with jealousy but really isn't that the goal of every cute outfit?
Pedicure
A nice pedicure says, "I care about my appearance."
by Rebecca, on Thu Apr 2, 2009 8:38am PDT
Just in case we don't quite look like Valerie Bertinelli by summer time there a few things that can get us through the season in style.
Bathing Suit Cover Up
This is a must have. You'll be wearing your suit underneath but no one will see it. To avoid taking off the cover up you can busy yourself by checking that everyone else has a drink of water, enough sunscreen,and a snack. Think Mrs. Roper Chic.
One Piece Bathing Suit
Many women think the tankini is the perfect suit to disguise problem areas. Wrong. Tankinis fool the wearer into thinking they are almost in a bikini. They are not. Takinis squish the fat from the top down and the fat from the bottom up into a roll that oozes out at the middle. The ONE PIECE contains this extra stuff. The tankini does not. The tankini says "let's pretend I'm not jiggly." The one piece says "I can jump in off the high dive and they'll be no surprises." Get a one piece bathing suit.
Darling Skirts that Fall Just Above the Knee
Shorts are not our friends. But it could be 90 degrees outside so walking around in jeans increases you risk of hospitalization due to heat stroke. Plus if you are the only one in long pants you're telling the world you are uncomfortable in every way. The solution? A skirt that hits just above the knee. A skirt that says,"Hey it's summer - let's have some lemonade!" We've found our shorts tend to say, "Lordy, look at those thighs!"" Get a few darling skirts.
T-Shirts in Bright Colors (with sleeves)
Get three or four nice quality t-shirts in bright colors that can go with those cute skirts and you're good to go. Yes sleeveless is "in" right now but we've found we hate our upper arms. In our book sleeves are fine. We're classic dressers not mindless followers of every fad anyway, so there. It is our policy to only follow the fads that make us look smoking hot. With that in mind if your arms are toned show them off. Of course we'll be secretly simmering with jealousy but really isn't that the goal of every cute outfit?
Pedicure
A nice pedicure says, "I care about my appearance."