Linzi
05-05-2008, 04:19 PM
You will need
1) An Epilator, preferably a 'Braun Silkepil' or a 'Phillips Satinelle' (Other epilation devices are also available)
2) One bath full of hot water (but not too hot to bathe in!)
3) 2 Bottles of 'Smirnoff' or 'Stolichnaya' Vodka
4) 1 Loofa
5) 1 Gallon of 'Industrial Strength' Aloe Vera gel.
6) 2 or 3 Warm, clean Fluffy towels.
Method:-
Run Bathwater add bubble bath, pour one glass of Vodka and down it in one!
Whilst bath is running remove epilation device from case. Connect up, power up and observe those nasty looking little metal discs rotating!....
When start-up procedure has been completed and all is running Ok, Switch off, place unit on bed, return to bathroom and pour another glass of Vodka!
Down vodka in one again and pour another.
Bath should be ready and full of bubbles by now. Test for temperature, adjust if necessary and slide in.
Wash with mild beauty soap and with a Loofa remove dead skin.
Sip Vodka ensuring glass does not get contaminated with soap and bubbles and pour another if necessary.
To while away the time during the soak re-enact the sinking of the Titanic with a model boat if your bathroom is equipped with one and also see if it were feasible to salvage it from a depth of 1 foot! or if you are lucky to have a fleet you could I suppose, re-enact the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour to while away the time!
After bathing, leave bath, dry all over with towel and pour another Vodka! By now skin pores should be well and truly open. ( So they say)
Walk up to bed, pick up epilator, switch on and observe again those nasty little discs which by now look like set of rotating teeth from a great white shark...... Switch unit off pour another Vodka....... Down in one...... Switch back on, think of England and lovely smooth legs, start epilating by rolling this device over your legs whilst screaming the appropriate swear words or any other religious expletive...... Continue until Vodka bottles are empty or your will to live has diminished. Finish with Aloe Vera gel which can be applied with a spraygun or paint brush.....................:D
1) An Epilator, preferably a 'Braun Silkepil' or a 'Phillips Satinelle' (Other epilation devices are also available)
2) One bath full of hot water (but not too hot to bathe in!)
3) 2 Bottles of 'Smirnoff' or 'Stolichnaya' Vodka
4) 1 Loofa
5) 1 Gallon of 'Industrial Strength' Aloe Vera gel.
6) 2 or 3 Warm, clean Fluffy towels.
Method:-
Run Bathwater add bubble bath, pour one glass of Vodka and down it in one!
Whilst bath is running remove epilation device from case. Connect up, power up and observe those nasty looking little metal discs rotating!....
When start-up procedure has been completed and all is running Ok, Switch off, place unit on bed, return to bathroom and pour another glass of Vodka!
Down vodka in one again and pour another.
Bath should be ready and full of bubbles by now. Test for temperature, adjust if necessary and slide in.
Wash with mild beauty soap and with a Loofa remove dead skin.
Sip Vodka ensuring glass does not get contaminated with soap and bubbles and pour another if necessary.
To while away the time during the soak re-enact the sinking of the Titanic with a model boat if your bathroom is equipped with one and also see if it were feasible to salvage it from a depth of 1 foot! or if you are lucky to have a fleet you could I suppose, re-enact the Japanese attack on Pearl Harbour to while away the time!
After bathing, leave bath, dry all over with towel and pour another Vodka! By now skin pores should be well and truly open. ( So they say)
Walk up to bed, pick up epilator, switch on and observe again those nasty little discs which by now look like set of rotating teeth from a great white shark...... Switch unit off pour another Vodka....... Down in one...... Switch back on, think of England and lovely smooth legs, start epilating by rolling this device over your legs whilst screaming the appropriate swear words or any other religious expletive...... Continue until Vodka bottles are empty or your will to live has diminished. Finish with Aloe Vera gel which can be applied with a spraygun or paint brush.....................:D