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Sally Ann Magnay
09-04-2008, 08:27 PM
On my way home from Ren Wednesday I had to call in to collect my new passport.

I usually travel as Sally all the way home but thought on this ocation I had better cover up

Unknown to me passport offices now have airport type metal detectors.
Well of came my coat out came keys coins etc all in the little tray and off I went.

Bleep!!!!! Now what is it ?

The sercurity guard used his hand held scaner on me

But when he got to my boobs it went bleep!!!!!!!!!

He did one side then the other and both of my boobs were going BLEEP

This had him totaly confused.

The moral is don't ware underwired bra's under your male gear!!!!!!

Silly Sally

Any other girls had a silly or embasising moment

Rose Marie
09-04-2008, 09:02 PM
i stabbed myself in the forehead with a surgical scalpel one time and also woke up one morning with one stuck in my back..i set my hand on fire a few months ago,,i once weighed myself in boots the chemist whilst still holding my heavy shopping etc etc . i felt silly,, the first few were not funny at the time though,, do they count?

Sally Ann Magnay
09-04-2008, 11:10 PM
We are all human and do silly things
I the shopping bag story just the sort of thing I would do
Sally

What I am doing is to try and lighten up the forum and have some fun
We trans gender girls boys etc have the most wonderful gift and should enjoy life

Another silly story

Yer I went out to the cinama as Sally in Blackpool

I went to the kiosk to enquire about the movie " The Strange Husband "
The young lad I spoke to must have misherd what I said " Sorry madam how do I know what your husband looks like I dont know where he is" he said.
It took a while for poor Sallys little brain to twig Sally's Husband OH!
You gota laugh ;)
True story
Sally

Rose Marie
09-04-2008, 11:18 PM
ok.. i was waiting to go into theater for my nose job last year,, a nurse was asking me questions,, the last one was .. are you expecting a period any time soon,,, back on the ward i told one of the nurses i had to go for a wee,, she said i could not whilst i had the drip in my arm,, she went away and came back with a male and a female urinal in her hand and said " i am sorry rose i wasnt sure which one to bring" a freind gave me a long evening gown of hers which i put on and showed her,, she had to tell me i had it on the wrong way round,, good job i didnt just go straight out in it..i accidenetly went into the gents a few years ago,, next to the winter gardens ,here in blackpool.., you had to go down a lot of stairs.. i think its a shoe shop now or something,, anyway half way down i realized and turned round and started going back up.. a guy came to the top saw me,, and went into the ladies next door,, i have lots more...